A page about your topic

i think ill set this up as my own page now that ive made it, given that i dont sign my posts.

hi im jams, UPDATE I MADE AN ACCOUNT its onychophorum, and ive been here since the very beginning in the original michaels days! and from the first michaelheads to the genesis of tokychat to present, i have been tormenting people with my horrendously obscure main interest!

i used to have an account but im scared if i make one ill get banned because that happened to the last account. besides, i like my thin veneer of anonymity

i have a tendency toward talking peoples ears off, usually about fun facts, personal observations and anecdotes, weird childhood stories, or funny stickman game vagueposting. i also have absolutely terrible taste, which i like to save as a surprise for later! (not terrible in a moral sense just a little whorish and annoying)

if you ever end up in an hours-long conversation about japanese etymology that is probably me hello. if you ever talk to anyone about stick figures it is definitely me (with the exception of henry stickmin which. ive played it but i dont really bring it up) and if you ever hear "twink" and "genocide in the same sentence it is most likely also me /lh

im probably recognizable by my typing style if you know where to look. i have to say everything exactly how it sounds in my head, so i fill my sentences with useless words. i use a lot of run-on sentences and parentheses. i use a lot of big words but i also lean on pauses the same way i do when speaking aloud, so ill put periods and unnecessary filler "like"s in the middle of sentences. also i use a lot of weird made up words/phrases, or make up my own.

but really, who am i kidding, the main indicator that youre talking to me is that i use "wwww" despite only speaking english im like the evil mirror clone of a 2011-era anime wolf enjoyer

i also try to make clever responses a lot but i am just not funny <3

ive never kept track of a single arc, other than i think i watched the bl arc happen? oh well. Hm so i was there for the AFTERMATH of the deer corpse arc

ah, forgot forgot!! whats a wiki page without starting an argument? ahem: if you conflate cannibalism and vore where the two do not directly overlap i WILL kneecap you with a long-winded rant about which is which

alright sorry i just think filling infoboxes out is fun wish i cld add categories though